So…I live with a cat. A very exasperating cat by the name of Itty Biddy Kitty. We just call him Biddy. His dad was a hairless cat, we blame him for most everything annoying about Biddy. His mother is innocent, of course.
One afternoon I catch Biddy sitting in the kitchen sink. I don’t like this. I yell. Biddy does the slow blink. I stomp over and turn the water on. Biddy looks at it. I pick up the sprayer. Another slow blink. So I spray him. He gazes off into space. I spray more! The water reaches his shoulders. He moves to the counter top! There is some cursing. Biddy is removed from the counter. Our day continues….